Thoughts

can i play accordian while standing on my head,
can i swallow onions whole or ressurect the dead,
can i dip my balls in bisto untill they turn bright red,
or can i eat boiled carpet or eat dead bees instead,
can i be just normal like my freind Norman Bates,
can i have a halloween party to terrify my mates,
can i just be sedated and not show mental traits,
i cant be seen as normal cos clearly its to late.