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StoryAs the Sparks Fly Upwards EdwardYIrving012 years 1 week ago
StoryA Brief Summary of Scripture EdwardYIrving012 years 1 week ago
CollectionCollegiad EdwardYIrving012 years 1 week ago
CollectionEt Ceteriad EdwardYIrving012 years 1 week ago
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StoryMr Floyd, in "The Massively Overpriced College Shop Monopoly EdwardYIrving012 years 1 month ago
StoryOf Cardboard Books and Mosquitos EdwardYIrving012 years 1 month ago
StorySonnet #1 (Rubbishy sentimentality, really) EdwardYIrving012 years 1 month ago
StoryStrait, in "The Parable, or a Very Subtle Joke EdwardYIrving012 years 1 month ago
StoryThe Final Trial of Our Hero EdwardYIrving012 years 1 month ago

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Mr Floyd, in "The Massively Overpriced College Shop Monopoly

The main gate of the College was an appropriately ugly, depressing structure of sandstone and rusting wrought iron which was painted navy blue every couple of decades, that was overlooked by a yellow arch commemorating College Old Boys who had been silly enough to think that their country was really worth going off to some other overseas country to kill some people and getting shot in return, dying ' so he had been told ' entirely for Teddy's benefit. This was where the prefects stood in the mornings, to conduct uniform inspection, which for some esoteric reason unknown to Teddy was a very important part of College life.
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As the Sparks Fly Upwards

'One, two, three, down!' And down went the baton of the police officer onto the sleeping figure of Edward Irving, startling him awake and, although yet unbeknownst to him, setting in process the destruction of his identity. Another officer, younger although of senior rank, stood in the doorway, smiling wryly at his partner's antics. Edward Irving struggled to catch his breath between blows, barely taking in the fact that two State officers had just broken into his apartment, entered his newspaper-strewn bedroom. Much less so did it occur to him that after delivering to him the standard preliminary beating, the officers would then proceed to take him to a station, place him in a brightly-lit cell, administer further beatings, put him through a perfunctory interrogation (in which further beatings might or might not be involved), before returning him to his luminous cell: repeat from step one. Edward Irving could only guess that this would happen, or something to that extent, because he did not have the ability to see beyond the curtain hiding the forward direction of a linear narrative.

Of Cardboard Books and Mosquitos

The room was lined, floor to high ceiling, with shelf upon shelf of seemingly archaic tomes, which offered the peruser enlightenment in any number of fields, and cultural imbuement by every artist from Sophocles and Virgil to Tolstoy and Joyce. Any imaginable pillar of High Culture shouted modestly their name from the spines of those volumes, while within each of those thousands of covers, the poetry, prose and promised good gave way to the sophistry of solid, durable cardboard.

Sonnet #1 (Rubbishy sentimentality, really)

No sound whispered in silent sense admiring, This blesséd soul, and one most worth the trying, Selfless, selfish, safe in your ball curled. Light-hearted banter clouds my true delight. Beautiful boy! with wings outstretched to flight,

A Brief Summary of Scripture

GOD said "Let there be light, and it was good. His poultry, running round inside their pen, To them He said "You mustn't eat that fruit; The Devil said they should, Poor Eve misunderstood: From Eden, hiding Adam's Shame, they ran.

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