Several shorts of nonsense 1. Feminist I was in a pub with a feminist One sunny day and both of us pissed She held her drink comfortably I threw up across my knee
A walk along the coast We walked from Bolt Head to Bolt Tail on a cold November day It was 1980 and we were talking about going away I was in two minds as if walking in between landmines
The non political head. Quietly he rose slowly out of bed What could he think about today? The threat of war Any post through the door Stuttering down stairs mumbling to the cat
Married. My friends they used to be married Now they are divorced Two happy free lovers Who both fell off the horse It was an uncomfortable sight At the parting of their ways