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My stories

Several Shorts of nonsense

Several shorts of nonsense 1. Feminist I was in a pub with a feminist One sunny day and both of us pissed She held her drink comfortably I threw up across my knee

The knew they were in love

They knew they were in love You’re the fly in my soup You’re my clocked that’s stopped You’re my brewer that drooped You’re the bollock I’ve dropped
Cherry

A walk along the coast -South Devon a long time ago

A walk along the coast We walked from Bolt Head to Bolt Tail on a cold November day It was 1980 and we were talking about going away I was in two minds as if walking in between landmines

The non Political Head

The non political head. Quietly he rose slowly out of bed What could he think about today? The threat of war Any post through the door Stuttering down stairs mumbling to the cat

Married

Married. My friends they used to be married Now they are divorced Two happy free lovers Who both fell off the horse It was an uncomfortable sight At the parting of their ways

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