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My stories

Cherry

The Blind Snake Charmer

The Blind Snake Charmer She didn’t remember the night before In the teeming drunken bars Yet in the morning she had this image Of a road full of swept up stars The shine had disappeared
Cherry

Oh Lord - a country blues song

Oh Lord Oh Lord won’t you save me from going insane I’ve just lost my wife and I’ve just missed a train Oh lord won’t you tell me what is my name

Several Shorts of nonsense

Several shorts of nonsense 1. Feminist I was in a pub with a feminist One sunny day and both of us pissed She held her drink comfortably I threw up across my knee

The knew they were in love

They knew they were in love You’re the fly in my soup You’re my clocked that’s stopped You’re my brewer that drooped You’re the bollock I’ve dropped

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