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StoryThis White Room smokejack512 years 4 weeks ago
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Forum topicApparently UKIP MEPs are lazy and unprincipled brooosh312 years 4 months ago
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Forum topicArthur Books bloke smokejack012 years 4 months ago
Forum topicDon't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards smokejack312 years 4 months ago
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StoryHopeless Case maggyvaneijk315 years 7 months ago
Forum topicI get the feeling J K Rowling doesn't like the Tories brooosh815 years 7 months ago
Forum topicE Books Noticeboard115 years 7 months ago
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StorySuch A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad smokejack316 years 4 months ago
StoryTHE EXTRANJERA - ARRIVAL gerrylou31116 years 4 months ago
StorySkeleton Life - Stale Marriage smokejack416 years 4 months ago
StoryMr Avaricious - Greed is No cure smokejack216 years 4 months ago

My stories

Box

Box Pick a box any box Live in it Move into a bigger one Store everything you have in other boxes Pick a box Drive in it Feel alive in it Get a bigger box Or a faster box Pick a Box

My Brand New Mobile Phone

My brand new mobile phone. The Fuckberry Tosspot Turbo •5 mega pixies who live inside the unit making sure everything works
Cherry

The Blind Snake Charmer

The Blind Snake Charmer She didn’t remember the night before In the teeming drunken bars Yet in the morning she had this image Of a road full of swept up stars The shine had disappeared
Cherry

Oh Lord - a country blues song

Oh Lord Oh Lord won’t you save me from going insane I’ve just lost my wife and I’ve just missed a train Oh lord won’t you tell me what is my name

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