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My stories

No Judge in the Courthouse

the bankers rob the world and wander free to do it again.

The Dumb Waiter

an observation of an embittered parting of two friends
Cherry

Inventor

Inventor I was thinking of things I could invent Something for people to use I came up with a thing called shatnav Helping drivers to find nearest loos I developed a robot doll called lazy

Army

Army I don’t want to join the army I like my hair long I already keep myself fit And killing strangers is shit I have no desire to be angry I cannot be taught to hate
Cherry

All Gods

All Gods All gods are made of chocolate That’s how they keep disciples sweet Their hypocrisy is under the carpet The false morals lined up neat All gods are made with electricity

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