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StoryChimes of Innocent Times smokejack28 years 10 months ago
StoryLove is a Pariah smokejack28 years 11 months ago
StorySuitcase smokejack28 years 12 months ago
StoryBuild a Bonfire smokejack59 years 5 days ago
StoryWorking Class Tories (mean nothing to me) apologies to John Lennon smokejack29 years 1 month ago
StoryTinkerers smokejack29 years 3 months ago
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StoryTabloid Man smokejack19 years 4 months ago
StoryWe are but blood supply smokejack29 years 4 months ago
StoryGeneral Erection 2015 smokejack29 years 4 months ago
StoryBroken Shell smokejack19 years 4 months ago
StoryRoss Beach smokejack19 years 4 months ago
StoryRoadworks smokejack39 years 4 months ago
StoryMy Alcoholic Queen smokejack79 years 5 months ago
StoryI'll Wait Here smokejack29 years 5 months ago
StoryWorks Night Out smokejack49 years 6 months ago
StoryJingle Balls smokejack29 years 7 months ago
StoryGuilt of the Rubicon line smokejack29 years 7 months ago
StoryA boys mind at fourteen smokejack29 years 7 months ago
StoryMy Friend Keith - Imagine a man on a sit down mower cutting grass in a park so stoned he just drove round in circles all day. smokejack19 years 8 months ago
StoryThe Campaign Trail smokejack29 years 8 months ago
StoryHow we felt smokejack29 years 9 months ago

My stories

Words like Pearls

Knowledge should be simplified And never seem tongue tied It should be gathered like a harvest Then freely given away But also stay with you for life...

Cosmic Caper

Let’s not fail As we set sail For the holy grail Let’s catch a falling star Store it in a jar In the boot of the car Let’s blow up balloons That look...

Return of the Neanderthals

Hands dragging on the floor Half moon curved spine Incomprehensible grunts Spear waving beasts Let off the leash Hunting the poor Killing the...

Oh Mighy Oak

Oh mighty Oak I watched you choke From the poison That fell from the sky You knew it was coming I heard the leaves cry You lost your spark I watched...


Tommy was lying dead on the floor in his condemned flat that stank of rotting flesh. There was dead cat by his side that probably took a few days to...