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Time is Time

Time is telling tales As big as whales In a turbulent ocean As if in slow motion Yet moving too fast Instant future turned to past Do you remember...
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Words like Pearls

Knowledge should be simplified And never seem tongue tied It should be gathered like a harvest Then freely given away But also stay with you for life...

Cosmic Caper

Let’s not fail As we set sail For the holy grail Let’s catch a falling star Store it in a jar In the boot of the car Let’s blow up balloons That look...

Return of the Neanderthals

Hands dragging on the floor Half moon curved spine Incomprehensible grunts Spear waving beasts Let off the leash Hunting the poor Killing the...

Oh Mighy Oak

Oh mighty Oak I watched you choke From the poison That fell from the sky You knew it was coming I heard the leaves cry You lost your spark I watched...

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