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My stories

Inch (from my collection of #songs for sinners)

Inch was born a tiny child He grew up to be wild He never got tall Four feet 10 inches in his shoes Had nothing to lose He often took a fall But boy...

At the Airport in the rain

My friend Teddy the taxi driver Was a born survivor He conquered the drugs, he smoked Camel light He loved his shifts throughout the night The longer...

Time Travails

The bygones have gone by Departing with a heavy sigh The leftovers joined the queue Time has no feelings for you The tales we told years ago Come...
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Carnal Comedy Blues

Last night I caught my wife Lying under the man next door They were naked and entwined Like two trees With bark stripped bare My heart felt like It...

Minding My Own

Keep my head down Keep my eyes shut I have my reasons No ifs and buts I won’t apologise If my language bites I’m tired of all the wrongs And bored...
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