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StoryThis White Room smokejack512 years 2 weeks ago
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StorySuch A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad smokejack316 years 4 months ago
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My stories

Rush (read this poem as fast as you can)

People driving far too fast To get to a job they hate Fearful of a bollocking Should they turn up late Traffic Jams and full brake slams Fuelling the...

Irish Lament

Of all the things I’ve never said And all the books I’ve never read I kept all me thoughts to myself They’re all sitting upon my shelf The things I...
Cherry

Riddle of Ruin

My father never understood me Said Jesus to his friends What he offered I did not need So I left home and discovered weed And the world became much...
Gold cherry

I No Longer Know Me

I no longer know me

Photograph

When my mind is overloaded And my brain is on fire When my worries consume me And my body is tired I just want to be here When my troubles taunt me...

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