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My stories

War Again

People out shopping When bombs are dropping Fear is no longer feared Because war is a movie That stepped out from the screen Death comes back to life...

Week so Weak (blues)

I tried so hard on Sunday Attended the Church of the lost I doubled up on my prayers And counted up the cost Of another wasted week Monday came with...

Brief Miscounter

Katy with her curly hair and eyes so big and blue That first look cut me in two My heart was beating like a metronome Leaving me as dumb as a garden...
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Inch (from my collection of #songs for sinners)

Inch was born a tiny child He grew up to be wild He never got tall Four feet 10 inches in his shoes Had nothing to lose He often took a fall But boy...

At the Airport in the rain

My friend Teddy the taxi driver Was a born survivor He conquered the drugs, he smoked Camel light He loved his shifts throughout the night The longer...

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