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My stories

Cloudy Day

It was a cloudy day Dull and grey I was waiting for you At Gloucester green bus station The Saturday market was full of noise I was feeling small and...
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New Year Old Moon

Tired old moon trying to shine On drunk people singing The first five words of Auld Lang Syne Its the only line we remember This year takes a bow...
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Love is Blind (a song I've yet to compose)

I’ve never been in love I’ve just taken a guess And every time I think I’ve found it Love has changed address I’ve been smitten like a kitten Looking...
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Rush (read this poem as fast as you can)

People driving far too fast To get to a job they hate Fearful of a bollocking Should they turn up late Traffic Jams and full brake slams Fuelling the...

Irish Lament

Of all the things I’ve never said And all the books I’ve never read I kept all me thoughts to myself They’re all sitting upon my shelf The things I...

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