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7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 3582462 times
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Goatie 5
All of a sudden your life is not what it was. Your brain does its best to catch up. I don’t know what’s happening. I feel like greeting, or giving...
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Goatie 4
The intercom is broken. Hughie can’t buzz me in, but somebody has solved the problem by wedging a brown bin in front of the reinforced door. I’ve...
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Goatie 3
I slept tranquilly. It gets to the stage where you become acclimatised to anything. Even prisoners at Auschwitz slept soundly. I’m in pretend mode...
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Goatie 2
I ponder my sleep-walking predicament. Apparently, I’m superhuman able to drink a glass of water without waking. I remember a case in which a man had...
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Goatie
MIASMA. That’s the word I was trying to remember. It’s all a bit stupid. It doesn’t really exist in the same way it did then as an invasive force. But you’ve still got the hangover of the word hanging like a bad smell.
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quite a shock.
Posted on Fri, 25 Apr 2025
quite a shock.
Read full commentPosted in More Than We Bargained For
the moron's moron and
Posted on Sat, 19 Apr 2025
the moron's moron and psychopathic narcissitic rapist we know as the most powerful man on the planet isn't real, of course.
Read full commentPosted in How can I ever change things?
I don't know where revolting
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
I don't know where revolting penguins come in. Revolting humans is enough for me at the moment.
Read full commentPosted in Boris and the Art of the Deal
not sure where I'd go if I
Posted on Mon, 14 Apr 2025
not sure where I'd go if I got a wish? hmm. probably another msifit.
Read full commentPosted in "Where to Diner"
I guess we all need to stay
Posted on Sat, 12 Apr 2025
I guess we all need to stay silent at such ancient wisdom.
Read full commentPosted in Mighty Ancient Oak
ah, happy enough New Year,
Posted on Sat, 12 Apr 2025
ah, happy enough New Year, without that infernal noise. Fireworks light and bangs.
Read full commentPosted in Tick-tock, tick-tock
bless you too and have a
Posted on Fri, 11 Apr 2025
bless you too and have a joyful Christmas, even though it's not Christmas.
Read full commentPosted in Another Twelve Days Of Christmas - Chapter 7
I didn't know robots/androids
Posted on Fri, 11 Apr 2025
I didn't know robots/androids/replicants could get jealous. I guess we're lousy role models. When their recognition patterns mirrors ours we're in deep shit.
Read full commentPosted in Parcel for you - Part 57
ah, good twist at the end.
Posted on Sat, 05 Apr 2025
ah, good twist at the end. Superheroes have to eat, even if they have no mouth.
Read full commentPosted in It's obviously a plot behind the human race's back
money and the maid it's one
Posted on Fri, 04 Apr 2025
money and the maid it's one of the oldest stews.
Read full commentPosted in Pawn (Episode 4 - The Further Chronicles of a Young Lady (and her Maid))
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