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Ugly Puggly 80
I took a spoonful of lentil soup, tepid at best, but at least the caterers got the orangey colour right. It left my lips greasy and stained like a...
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Ugly Puggly 79
I used my good (non-wanking hand) to angle the telly. But I wasn’t sure how it worked. Whatever channel I flicked it onto seemed to drone extended...
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Ugly Puggly 78
Ugly Puggly told me a drunk was like a Russian novelist. Always close to tears. I rambled on. ‘I don’t believe in God or that kinda stuff,’ I told...
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Ugly Puggly 77
When they left for Drymen, I went to the shop and bought a bottle of Vladistock. I cracked it open on the main road and took a quick slug. It burned...
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Ugly Puggly 76
Molly made toast, but she’d only brown bread which was like cheating at breakfast, and eating low-calorie cardboard because it was good for you...
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I've been to Scotland. Full
Posted on Wed, 17 Jul 2024
I've been to Scotland. Full of midges. Nae sunshine. People wearing jackets indoors. Maybe that's just me!
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much to ponder and wonder.
Posted on Fri, 12 Jul 2024
much to ponder and wonder.
Read full commentPosted in The Broken Lady
The IRA get everywhere, even
Posted on Fri, 12 Jul 2024
The IRA get everywhere, even in a retail association.
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here's hoping the day doesn't
Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024
here's hoping the day doesn't devour you in return, Jenny.
Read full commentPosted in Holding Onto My Desires And Dreams
the gems are indeed inside
Posted on Thu, 11 Jul 2024
the gems are indeed inside your head.
Read full commentPosted in Natterjack
A Midsummer's Nights Dream is
Posted on Wed, 10 Jul 2024
A Midsummer's Nights Dream is boring as shit, but I liked this. Getting to the Bottom of it. We can, of course, ditch fossil fuels. Lie, cheat, steal and all the things the tobacco barons did the fossil fuel billionaire's keep repeating. Our...
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Shit, I thought Scotland was
Posted on Tue, 02 Jul 2024
Shit, I thought Scotland was the poorest country in Europe. Then I remembered we were no longer in Europe. So I guess Bulgaria win again. What great news, as expected Labour to win, but also the defeat of the National Front in France. I don't...
Read full commentPosted in Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
when we play Rangers, I tend
Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024
when we play Rangers, I tend to have a couple of drinks before the drink. It's a reflex action. Like Pavlov and his dogs without the dogs on the coupon. I can related to much of this, without having being in that actual bar or watcing Ireland...
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no fun getting stuck in a
Posted on Fri, 05 Jul 2024
no fun getting stuck in a small, airless, metal box. I'm with you on that one. I'd take the stairs.
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I feel no great sense of
Posted on Thu, 27 Jun 2024
I feel no great sense of relief that the Tories (hopefully) will be gone. Labour are not Tories. But it's that old undergraduate argument, spot the difference? Labour are not Labour. More wishy-washy pish, while the poor still get poorer and the...
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