Linda Wigzell Cress
Diana Princess of Wales Was the subject of gossip and tales; Then she died due to 'media harassment' Thus saving Charles further embarrassment.
King Harold Godwinson With the battle nearly won Got an arrow in the eye And waved the English throne goodbye.
Rt Hon David Cameron MP Left number ten quite hastily. But perhaps the poor sod's earned a rest After feathering his own post-Brexit nest.
Dr Richard Beeching After much financial preaching Closed half the railways across the nation - But not East Grinstead - his local station!