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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 44277 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Goodbye Mr Thorburn

I threw lemons at Cliff Thorburn on a dark and stormy night When he'd lost to Stephen Hendry fifteen-four, His potting was atrocious and his game...

RHYME Damn You!

I'm sick of reading poetry That doesn't rhyme or scan And I'm sick of the pretentiousness Of Literary Man - I hate the blatant snobbery And 'artistry...

X: The People In The Walls

There are people in my walls. I can hear them as they talk. I can hear them as they whisper As they plot and as they walk. They're loudest in the...

Q... Night

There's a wall around my bed. You can't see it, but it's there. I can feel it in my bones. I could burst through if I wanted to And run to Mummy But...

People Who Like Meg Ryan

They're the people who shop in the Bear-Factory And cry with Oprah. They're the people who buy huge Valentines In pink. They're the people who laugh...