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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Dave The Sailor | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | D: The fourth bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063; | primate | 2 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Corgi | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Conkers | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Cold meat For Dinner | primate | 3 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Chasing the dragon | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | C: The third bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Butchers Of The Night | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Blowfish | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | B: The second bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | B is for... Arse and Literature | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | An Anti-Christmas Rant | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Aardvark | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | A: The first bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | A brothel of sorts | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | A Foreign Tour | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Collection | Minutae | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Collection | Unordered Tales | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | X: The People In The Walls | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Wolf | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Unspotted Leopard | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Whoops! | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Virginity | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Your Girlfriend Is A Munter | primate | 0 | 12 years 5 months ago |
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Heading Downstream
The real ending to The Wind In The Willows. They went out with their Dignitas intact...
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Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse
Twitter is a bunch of arse A self-indulgent waste Of the time the good Lord gave us And a coffin-nail for taste It’s a way to boast and brag and crow About how you’re the best
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Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon
Dinner is always gone too soon The plate too quickly cleared. Leaving worn ceramic patterns and a fat man’s lonely fears. In the darkened hours that lie ahead Before the next meal comes
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Cold meat For Dinner
Tiny paws upon my hands. Weave patterns on the backs. My palms against my stomach Where the skin is cold and slack. My buttocks on unyielding pine My pulse is long since gone.
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Conkers
A boy accidentally kills his brother with a conker
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