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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Dave The Sailor | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | D: The fourth bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063; | primate | 2 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Corgi | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Conkers | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Cold meat For Dinner | primate | 3 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Chasing the dragon | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | C: The third bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Butchers Of The Night | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Blowfish | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | B: The second bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | B is for... Arse and Literature | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | An Anti-Christmas Rant | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | Aardvark | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | A: The first bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 6 days ago |
| Story | A brothel of sorts | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 week ago |
| Story | A Foreign Tour | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 week ago |
| Collection | Minutae | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 week ago |
| Collection | Unordered Tales | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 week ago |
| Story | X: The People In The Walls | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Wolf | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Unspotted Leopard | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Whoops! | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Virginity | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Your Girlfriend Is A Munter | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
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Heading Downstream
The real ending to The Wind In The Willows. They went out with their Dignitas intact...
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Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse
Twitter is a bunch of arse A self-indulgent waste Of the time the good Lord gave us And a coffin-nail for taste It’s a way to boast and brag and crow About how you’re the best
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Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon
Dinner is always gone too soon The plate too quickly cleared. Leaving worn ceramic patterns and a fat man’s lonely fears. In the darkened hours that lie ahead Before the next meal comes
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Cold meat For Dinner
Tiny paws upon my hands. Weave patterns on the backs. My palms against my stomach Where the skin is cold and slack. My buttocks on unyielding pine My pulse is long since gone.
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Conkers
A boy accidentally kills his brother with a conker
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