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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 13 years 2 weeks ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 19 years 11 months ago |
My stories
Humbling Experience
I went to market yesterday and met a woman who Told me my arse was in the way and would I kindly shoo. I said "Good lady, my sweet arse is small and...
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- 880 reads
Food World
I have a wee suggestion For the future of the Earth To increase my digestion And reduce McDonalds worth I think what would be really great And what...
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- 812 reads
Waste Disposal
There's a man who comes into my house And hides behind the loo, He waits there while I have a dump And photographs my poo. I've told him I don't like...
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- 843 reads
Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac'
This one's for Lu - it's ok mate: she's gone now!
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- 851 reads
Little Drunken Pixie
There's a little drunken pixie Sitting on my garden lawn, Rolling round in merriment And waiting for the dawn, She's laughing at the silly world And...
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- 895 reads