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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Waste Disposal | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac' | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | X is for A Poem About A Chin | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | V is for Mid-day Money | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Z is for Hamster | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Q... Night | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | People Who Like Meg Ryan | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Sheep | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Queen Bee | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Puma | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Owl | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Nutall | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Monkey | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Kangaroo | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Keep That Dog On a Leash! | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | The Drifter | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Naturism | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Quick and Fruity | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Paying The Bills | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | There's a fat bird on my sofa | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Slinky sexy lovely lass | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Meateater | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | N... Cats Belong In Ovens | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Little Drunken Pixie | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
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Meateater
an old one I just found buried in a drawer.
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- 843 reads
An Anti-Christmas Rant
Baah humbug to Christmas and nuts to Noel I'm sick of the traffic and shopping is Hell The glittery tinsel gets right up my nose And so do the cards...
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- 1006 reads
Dave The Sailor
In a little green boat on the crest of a wave Sat a man in a coat who's first name was Dave. Dave was a sailor, a man of the sea, He had a loud...
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- 1162 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens
"Cats belong in ovens" My Granny used to say, And so she'd bake or boil one Every single day. Tom cats were her favourite She was partial too to...
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- 959 reads
A Foreign Tour
I want to go to Belgium to encounter noble men Who've slept with ugly women for a Belgian-Franc or ten, I want to visit lovely France and eat garlic...
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- 1000 reads