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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Waste Disposal | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac' | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | X is for A Poem About A Chin | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | V is for Mid-day Money | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Z is for Hamster | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Q... Night | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | People Who Like Meg Ryan | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Sheep | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Queen Bee | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Puma | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Owl | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Nutall | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Monkey | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Kangaroo | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Keep That Dog On a Leash! | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | The Drifter | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Naturism | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Quick and Fruity | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Paying The Bills | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | There's a fat bird on my sofa | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Slinky sexy lovely lass | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Meateater | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | N... Cats Belong In Ovens | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Little Drunken Pixie | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
My stories
Meateater
an old one I just found buried in a drawer.
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- 608 reads
An Anti-Christmas Rant
Baah humbug to Christmas and nuts to Noel I'm sick of the traffic and shopping is Hell The glittery tinsel gets right up my nose And so do the cards...
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- 725 reads
Dave The Sailor
In a little green boat on the crest of a wave Sat a man in a coat who's first name was Dave. Dave was a sailor, a man of the sea, He had a loud...
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- 756 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens
"Cats belong in ovens" My Granny used to say, And so she'd bake or boil one Every single day. Tom cats were her favourite She was partial too to...
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- 707 reads
A Foreign Tour
I want to go to Belgium to encounter noble men Who've slept with ugly women for a Belgian-Franc or ten, I want to visit lovely France and eat garlic...
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- 703 reads