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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Waste Disposal | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac' | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | X is for A Poem About A Chin | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | V is for Mid-day Money | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Z is for Hamster | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Q... Night | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | People Who Like Meg Ryan | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Sheep | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Queen Bee | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Puma | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Owl | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Nutall | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Monkey | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Kangaroo | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Keep That Dog On a Leash! | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | The Drifter | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Naturism | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Quick and Fruity | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Paying The Bills | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | There's a fat bird on my sofa | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Slinky sexy lovely lass | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Meateater | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | N... Cats Belong In Ovens | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Little Drunken Pixie | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
| Story | My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite | primate | 0 | 12 years 3 months ago |
My stories
Meateater
an old one I just found buried in a drawer.
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- 723 reads
An Anti-Christmas Rant
Baah humbug to Christmas and nuts to Noel I'm sick of the traffic and shopping is Hell The glittery tinsel gets right up my nose And so do the cards...
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- 864 reads
Dave The Sailor
In a little green boat on the crest of a wave Sat a man in a coat who's first name was Dave. Dave was a sailor, a man of the sea, He had a loud...
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- 952 reads
N... Cats Belong In Ovens
"Cats belong in ovens" My Granny used to say, And so she'd bake or boil one Every single day. Tom cats were her favourite She was partial too to...
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- 817 reads
A Foreign Tour
I want to go to Belgium to encounter noble men Who've slept with ugly women for a Belgian-Franc or ten, I want to visit lovely France and eat garlic...
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- 849 reads