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StoryStream of consciousness primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryJackal primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryIguana primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryHyena primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryGopher primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryF: The last bit primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryFlamingo primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryEel primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryDoggy primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryFood World primate012 years 3 months ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate312 years 7 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate612 years 7 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate212 years 7 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1217 years 9 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 2 months ago

My stories

Cherry

D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063;

D'you think that Captain Birdseye is a wanker? D'you think he sits there stroking all day long? D'you think the little fishes Given four and twenty...

Family Recipe

Take a hairy testicle and put it in a pot (Or place it in a saucepan if a saucepan's all you've got) Then boil it up for half an hour and add a touch...
Cherry

Every Toenail Tells A Story

A textbook for would be burglars

E: It All Ends Somewhere

It all ends somewhere. The bedroom, the car the pub The cemetery. It all ends with drama or a whimper Tears or rage But it all ends somewhere...

F: The last bit

The light was on in my bedroom upstairs. It hadn't been when I left, I was sure of that. It had still been daylight when I left. I edged closer to...

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