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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 12 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 13 years 2 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 3 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 19 years 9 months ago |
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D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063;
D'you think that Captain Birdseye is a wanker? D'you think he sits there stroking all day long? D'you think the little fishes Given four and twenty...
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Family Recipe
Take a hairy testicle and put it in a pot (Or place it in a saucepan if a saucepan's all you've got) Then boil it up for half an hour and add a touch...
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Every Toenail Tells A Story
A textbook for would be burglars
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E: It All Ends Somewhere
It all ends somewhere. The bedroom, the car the pub The cemetery. It all ends with drama or a whimper Tears or rage But it all ends somewhere...
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F: The last bit
The light was on in my bedroom upstairs. It hadn't been when I left, I was sure of that. It had still been daylight when I left. I edged closer to...
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