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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 12 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 12 years 11 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 12 years 11 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 12 years 11 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 1 month ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 19 years 6 months ago |
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B is for... Arse and Literature
This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...
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Whoops!
I've gone and put some Arsenic On my steak and kidney pie And accidentally swallowed it So now I'm going to die. I thought that it was Parmesan I...
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Keep That Dog On a Leash!
My neighbour had a Pekinese She doesn't anymore 'Cos I shot it with a crossbow When it shit upon my floor I told her not to let it out I told her "...
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The Drifter
Night-time is upon us and the children are a'bed It's time for all the wiser men to gently rest their heads Upon their feathered pillows and to...
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Naturism
I'm off to sunny Norfolk to enjoy a week or two Of walking in the salty air beneath the sky so blue And while I'm there I'll spend some time...
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- 1245 reads