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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 week ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 13 years 4 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 19 years 11 months ago |
My stories
I: Winky
A Winky is a funny thing It sees with just one eye That widens exponentially When pretty girls go by.
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Wolf
A wolf went to eat in the city But the girls looked so lovely and pretty That it wouldn't be nice To eat them with his rice So he starved - oh poor...
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- 1062 reads
Unspotted Leopard
An unspotted-leopard in tights Once went to the ballet at night A dog said "You sissy! You're dressed like a missy!" And sadly the doggy was right.
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- 1181 reads
Sheep
There once was an arrogant sheep Thought he'd beat everyone in his sleep But the others ganged up In the Sheep FA-Cup And they left him behind in a...
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- 923 reads
Queen Bee
A Queen Bee from Hive Number Four Got her stinger all jammed in a door It stuck in there fast But she got free at last And returned to the pollen...
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- 896 reads