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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 16 years 4 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 17 years 9 months ago |
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Goodbye Mr Thorburn
I threw lemons at Cliff Thorburn on a dark and stormy night When he'd lost to Stephen Hendry fifteen-four, His potting was atrocious and his game...
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- 677 reads
RHYME Damn You!
I'm sick of reading poetry That doesn't rhyme or scan And I'm sick of the pretentiousness Of Literary Man - I hate the blatant snobbery And 'artistry...
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X: The People In The Walls
There are people in my walls. I can hear them as they talk. I can hear them as they whisper As they plot and as they walk. They're loudest in the...
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- 678 reads
Q... Night
There's a wall around my bed. You can't see it, but it's there. I can feel it in my bones. I could burst through if I wanted to And run to Mummy But...
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- 651 reads
People Who Like Meg Ryan
They're the people who shop in the Bear-Factory And cry with Oprah. They're the people who buy huge Valentines In pink. They're the people who laugh...
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- 719 reads