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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 10 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 11 years 2 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 16 years 4 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 17 years 9 months ago |
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E: The penultimate bit
It all ended on Wednesday, 9 days after Marvin had vanished. I was tense and angry all day and by the time afternoon came round I just couldn't sit...
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D: The fourth bit
Tuesday was horrible. I had to wash my clothes first thing of course, and that always puts me in a bad mood. Then just as I was finishing off the...
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C: The third bit
Thursday afternoon and still no sign of Marvin. I wanted to go out and buy a paper but I suspected that they'd be watching the newsagents. It would...
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B: The second bit
Marvin didn't pass my window the next day. I put it down to the tears of the day before, thinking that perhaps he had been unwell and that was why he...
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A: The first bit
It is convention to begin a tale with an opening designed to secure attention, to grab the audience by the throat and say "Here, listen to ME, listen...
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- 663 reads