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StoryStream of consciousness primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryJackal primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryIguana primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryHyena primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryGopher primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryI: Winky primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryF: The last bit primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryFlamingo primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryEel primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryDoggy primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryFood World primate013 years 3 weeks ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate313 years 4 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate613 years 4 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate213 years 4 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1218 years 6 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 11 months ago

My stories

There's a fat bird on my sofa

There's a fat bird on my sofa Sleeping, drooling on the leather While she snores like fifty chainsaws And I try to work out whether It was vodka, rum...
Cherry

Z is for Hamster

My hamster. Little hamster. In his cage with little wheel. My hamster. Little hamster. Eating bits of orange peel. My hamster. Little hamster. Citrus...
Cherry

Stream of consciousness

Centre rest clearing the benches are full, hedges are thorny and taller too. Signs are all spun around dead-ends abound, the privet blocks off every...
Cherry

Butchers Of The Night

I'm scared to go to bed tonight For fear of what goes on I'm scared that at first morning light You'll find that I am gone. I'm scared that when I...
Cherry

In Defence Of The Snail

In defence of the snail that slimes on the floor I went into Unwins and stood by the door And said "All you boozers with fags in your mouth Get back...

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