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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 12 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 12 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 12 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 17 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 19 years 3 weeks ago |
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There's a fat bird on my sofa
There's a fat bird on my sofa Sleeping, drooling on the leather While she snores like fifty chainsaws And I try to work out whether It was vodka, rum...
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Z is for Hamster
My hamster. Little hamster. In his cage with little wheel. My hamster. Little hamster. Eating bits of orange peel. My hamster. Little hamster. Citrus...
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Stream of consciousness
Centre rest clearing the benches are full, hedges are thorny and taller too. Signs are all spun around dead-ends abound, the privet blocks off every...
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Butchers Of The Night
I'm scared to go to bed tonight For fear of what goes on I'm scared that at first morning light You'll find that I am gone. I'm scared that when I...
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In Defence Of The Snail
In defence of the snail that slimes on the floor I went into Unwins and stood by the door And said "All you boozers with fags in your mouth Get back...
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- 844 reads