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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 20 years 2 weeks ago |
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X is for A Poem About A Chin
I wish I was Bruce Forsythe I wish I had his chin I'd polish it three times a day And take it for a spin I'd take it up to Friar Street And drive it...
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My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite
A bit of my juvenilia..
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V is for Mid-day Money
"For ?30,000 then Pete: What is your mother's name? I'm afraid I'll have to hurry you That's how we play the game.... VERA?! Yes that's right again!...
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Quick and Fruity
Would you like a pear my dear Or maybe several prunes? Or even twenty raisins That look just like Martin Clunes? An apple with a dent in Where I...
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Paying The Bills
My wife just shagged the milkman 'Cause we couldn't pay his bill: We're skint and out of money So she let him have his fill, And though I'm glad the...
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