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StoryStream of consciousness primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryJackal primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryIguana primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryHyena primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryGopher primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryF: The last bit primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryFlamingo primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryEel primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryDoggy primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryFood World primate010 years 9 months ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate311 years 1 month ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate611 years 1 month ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate211 years 1 month ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1216 years 3 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2817 years 8 months ago

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X is for A Poem About A Chin

I wish I was Bruce Forsythe I wish I had his chin I'd polish it three times a day And take it for a spin I'd take it up to Friar Street And drive it...
Cherry

My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite

A bit of my juvenilia..

V is for Mid-day Money

"For ?30,000 then Pete: What is your mother's name? I'm afraid I'll have to hurry you That's how we play the game.... VERA?! Yes that's right again!...

Quick and Fruity

Would you like a pear my dear Or maybe several prunes? Or even twenty raisins That look just like Martin Clunes? An apple with a dent in Where I...

Paying The Bills

My wife just shagged the milkman 'Cause we couldn't pay his bill: We're skint and out of money So she let him have his fill, And though I'm glad the...

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