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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 42953 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My collections

My stories

Cherry

Heading Downstream

The real ending to The Wind In The Willows. They went out with their Dignitas intact...
Gold cherry

Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse

Twitter is a bunch of arse A self-indulgent waste Of the time the good Lord gave us And a coffin-nail for taste It’s a way to boast and brag and crow About how you’re the best
Cherry

Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon

Dinner is always gone too soon The plate too quickly cleared. Leaving worn ceramic patterns and a fat man’s lonely fears. In the darkened hours that lie ahead Before the next meal comes
Cherry

Cold meat For Dinner

Tiny paws upon my hands. Weave patterns on the backs. My palms against my stomach Where the skin is cold and slack. My buttocks on unyielding pine My pulse is long since gone.
Cherry

Conkers

A boy accidentally kills his brother with a conker

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