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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 44277 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

X is for A Poem About A Chin

I wish I was Bruce Forsythe I wish I had his chin I'd polish it three times a day And take it for a spin I'd take it up to Friar Street And drive it...

My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite

A bit of my juvenilia..

V is for Mid-day Money

"For ?30,000 then Pete: What is your mother's name? I'm afraid I'll have to hurry you That's how we play the game.... VERA?! Yes that's right again!...

Quick and Fruity

Would you like a pear my dear Or maybe several prunes? Or even twenty raisins That look just like Martin Clunes? An apple with a dent in Where I...

Paying The Bills

My wife just shagged the milkman 'Cause we couldn't pay his bill: We're skint and out of money So she let him have his fill, And though I'm glad the...