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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 52651 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
There's a fat bird on my sofa
There's a fat bird on my sofa Sleeping, drooling on the leather While she snores like fifty chainsaws And I try to work out whether It was vodka, rum...
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- 666 reads
Z is for Hamster
My hamster. Little hamster. In his cage with little wheel. My hamster. Little hamster. Eating bits of orange peel. My hamster. Little hamster. Citrus...
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- 659 reads
Stream of consciousness
Centre rest clearing the benches are full, hedges are thorny and taller too. Signs are all spun around dead-ends abound, the privet blocks off every...
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- 772 reads
Butchers Of The Night
I'm scared to go to bed tonight For fear of what goes on I'm scared that at first morning light You'll find that I am gone. I'm scared that when I...
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- 727 reads
In Defence Of The Snail
In defence of the snail that slimes on the floor I went into Unwins and stood by the door And said "All you boozers with fags in your mouth Get back...
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- 729 reads