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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 44277 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

There's a fat bird on my sofa

There's a fat bird on my sofa Sleeping, drooling on the leather While she snores like fifty chainsaws And I try to work out whether It was vodka, rum...

Z is for Hamster

My hamster. Little hamster. In his cage with little wheel. My hamster. Little hamster. Eating bits of orange peel. My hamster. Little hamster. Citrus...

Stream of consciousness

Centre rest clearing the benches are full, hedges are thorny and taller too. Signs are all spun around dead-ends abound, the privet blocks off every...

Butchers Of The Night

I'm scared to go to bed tonight For fear of what goes on I'm scared that at first morning light You'll find that I am gone. I'm scared that when I...

In Defence Of The Snail

In defence of the snail that slimes on the floor I went into Unwins and stood by the door And said "All you boozers with fags in your mouth Get back...