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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 44277 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Humbling Experience

I went to market yesterday and met a woman who Told me my arse was in the way and would I kindly shoo. I said "Good lady, my sweet arse is small and...

Food World

I have a wee suggestion For the future of the Earth To increase my digestion And reduce McDonalds worth I think what would be really great And what...

Waste Disposal

There's a man who comes into my house And hides behind the loo, He waits there while I have a dump And photographs my poo. I've told him I don't like...

Y... is for 'My Name Is Hypo Chondriac'

This one's for Lu - it's ok mate: she's gone now!

Little Drunken Pixie

There's a little drunken pixie Sitting on my garden lawn, Rolling round in merriment And waiting for the dawn, She's laughing at the silly world And...