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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 44277 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

B is for... Arse and Literature

This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...


I've gone and put some Arsenic On my steak and kidney pie And accidentally swallowed it So now I'm going to die. I thought that it was Parmesan I...

Keep That Dog On a Leash!

My neighbour had a Pekinese She doesn't anymore 'Cos I shot it with a crossbow When it shit upon my floor I told her not to let it out I told her "...

The Drifter

Night-time is upon us and the children are a'bed It's time for all the wiser men to gently rest their heads Upon their feathered pillows and to...


I'm off to sunny Norfolk to enjoy a week or two Of walking in the salty air beneath the sky so blue And while I'm there I'll spend some time...