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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Story | Stream of consciousness | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | RHYME Damn You! | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Goodbye Mr Thorburn | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Jackal | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Iguana | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Hyena | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Gopher | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | In Defence Of The Snail | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | I: Winky | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Humbling Experience | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: It All Ends Somewhere | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | F: The last bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | E: The penultimate bit | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Flamingo | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Eel | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Doggy | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Family Recipe | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Every Toenail Tells A Story | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Food World | primate | 0 | 13 years 1 month ago |
| Story | Dinner Is Always Gone Too Soon | primate | 3 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Twitter Is A Bunch Of Arse | primate | 6 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Story | Heading Downstream | primate | 2 | 13 years 5 months ago |
| Forum topic | Bumping into famous people in the street | TheShyAssassin | 12 | 18 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Hiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) | auntie_jackie | 28 | 20 years 2 weeks ago |
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Puma
I knew a small puma called Ray Who ate a small piglet each day He said it was best For small pigs are a pest And it's best if they're kept out the...
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Owl
There once was an owl in a hovel Who thought that he might write an novel A passing young whelp Said "Oh please can I help?" And the owl said "...
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Nutall
A nutall from down in the brambles Came back from an afternoon ramble Said "The ponds are all clotting The trees are all rotting This forest's an...
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Monkey
There was a young monkey from Leicester Got kicked on the nose by a jester Cried out with a shout "That wee chap hit my snout! That malicious mad...
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Kangaroo
There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!
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- 1021 reads