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StoryStream of consciousness primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryJackal primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryIguana primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryHyena primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryGopher primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryF: The last bit primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFlamingo primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryEel primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryDoggy primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFood World primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate312 years 6 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate612 years 6 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate212 years 6 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1217 years 7 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 1 month ago

My stories

Jackal

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"

Iguana

Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!

Hyena

There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...

Gopher

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...

Flamingo

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"

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