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StoryStream of consciousness primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryJackal primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryIguana primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryHyena primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryGopher primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryI: Winky primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryF: The last bit primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryFlamingo primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryEel primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryDoggy primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryFood World primate013 years 1 week ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate313 years 4 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate613 years 4 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate213 years 4 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1218 years 6 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 11 months ago

My stories

Jackal

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"

Iguana

Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!

Hyena

There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...

Gopher

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...

Flamingo

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"

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