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StoryStream of consciousness primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryJackal primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryIguana primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryHyena primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryGopher primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryF: The last bit primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFlamingo primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryEel primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryDoggy primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryFood World primate012 years 2 months ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate312 years 6 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate612 years 6 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate212 years 6 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1217 years 7 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 1 month ago

My stories

Eel

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...

Doggy

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...

Corgi

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.

Blowfish

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...

Aardvark

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...

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