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StoryStream of consciousness primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryJackal primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryIguana primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryHyena primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryGopher primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryF: The last bit primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryFlamingo primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryEel primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryDoggy primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryFood World primate012 years 11 months ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate313 years 3 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate613 years 3 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate213 years 3 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1218 years 5 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2819 years 10 months ago

My stories

Eel

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...

Doggy

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...

Corgi

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.

Blowfish

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...

Aardvark

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...

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