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StoryStream of consciousness primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryRHYME Damn You! primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryGoodbye Mr Thorburn primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryJackal primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryIguana primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryHyena primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryGopher primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryI: Winky primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryE: It All Ends Somewhere primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryF: The last bit primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryE: The penultimate bit primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryFlamingo primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryEel primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryDoggy primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryFamily Recipe primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryFood World primate013 years 1 month ago
StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate313 years 6 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate613 years 6 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate213 years 6 months ago
Forum topicBumping into famous people in the street TheShyAssassin1218 years 7 months ago
Forum topicHiya am pissing meself! (tena ladies will prevail) auntie_jackie2820 years 3 weeks ago

My stories

Eel

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...

Doggy

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...

Corgi

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.

Blowfish

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...

Aardvark

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...

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