Slinky sexy lovely lass

Slinky sexy lovely lass
I saw you there at evening mass
Your curls beneath a sober veil
Beside some lucky sober male
Saying prayers and singing hymns
I wished you subject to my whims
And now I'm home and eating tea
Would that you were here with me
Instead I'm eating food alone
Beside me is my idle phone
Whilst in my head you sexy lass
I see you there at evening mass.