Your Girlfriend Is A Munter
By primate
Sun, 12 Sep 2004
- 694 reads
Your girlfriend is a munter
Yes your girlfriend is a whore
If I were you I'd shunt her
Down the stairs and out the door.
Her eyes are liquid sputum
And her face is melted wax
If ugliness was V.A.T.'d
She'd owe a lot in tax,
I don't know how you fuck her
Do you do a lot of drugs?
If I were you I'd chuck her
Down an alley to some thugs
Then maybe they could beat her
Into something like a girl
So that people when they meet her
Wouldn't turn around and hurl
'Cos as she is she's hideous -
The Beauty Fairy's missed her -
And I have a prayer for all mankind:
"Please GOD don't have a sister!"
- Log in to post comments