ralph

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I have 572 stories published in 17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 578102 times and 320 of my stories have been cherry picked.
5 of my 93 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 6 votes

My stories

When Ralph Met Lloyd

i choose my friends only far too well i'm up on the pavement; they're all down in the cellar with their government grants and my i.q. they brought me...

Long Way From Alice Springs

The red earth a baked blood glowing behind her her hands shield eyes saluting the sun as it drops flaming in moments hemispheric kissing the rock...

At A Disco In Southend

I stole you from him at the college disco under a neon moon it was the crime of the century come Monday morning the bee's knees of Basildon the...

X Me Like You Mean It

So kiss me like you mean it through this change in the weather spring has lost its bounce I am no longer clever here i'm sodium lights of celebrity a...

Quick One with Mr Coffee

So i was at Stratford rail station this morning i was a bit hung over to tell you the truth i wanted something to soothe my guinnessed soul i've got...

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