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Randy Johnson
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Darth Vader
I was a Sith Lord and my name was Darth Vader. When I was young, I killed a lot of Tusken Raiders. I sold my pod for a lot of money when I was just a...
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Knocking on Death's Door
I didn't want to pay for some mushrooms so I picked some in the woods. They turned out to be poisonous even though I thought they were good. I'm in...
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Goodbye Garner
He starred in 'Move Over Darling', 'Grand Prix' and other flicks. He was James Garner and sadly, he died at the age of eighty-six. He starred as...
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Don't leave babies in your cars!
This year thirteen babies have died so far. They die when parents leave them in cars. These babies are left in cars in 90 degree weather. If the...
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The Ultimate Sacrifice
A nineteen year old man jumped in front of a gun to save his mother. He took two bullets for his parent because he sure does love her. Luckily, that...
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