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Randy Johnson
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Heather
You died at the young age of twelve in 1988. Your death was something everybody would hate. You died of cardiac arrest that was caused by intestinal...
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- 252 reads
Cop without a Gun
I'm like Andy Griffith, I'm a cop without a gun. Because of an accident, I carry a weight on my shoulders that feels like a ton. I shot my sister...
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- 256 reads
I bought a table that Jesus made
Jesus was a carpenter and I bought a table that he made. It was very expensive, you'll be shocked by what I paid. It cost five hundred thousand bucks...
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God helps those who help themselves
If you're wondering when I'll stop loving God, the answer is never. I will love and worship the Lord forever. God helps those who help themselves,...
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The Deadly Supper
You said you were making chicken salad but you made crab salad instead. You tricked me into eating shellfish and in a few minutes I'll be dead. My...
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- 302 reads