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Randy Johnson
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Mario VS. Luigi
My name is Mario and I have an ingrate for a brother, his name is Luigi. Even though our games are in my name, he's always had it better than me. He...
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- 599 reads
Bankrupt
A man used to own half of a Piggly Wiggly Store. But because of a girl, he doesn't own it anymore. She was half his age and she only cared about his...
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- 273 reads
Polite Bank Robber
When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright. But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite. When I demand money from the tellers, I always say...
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- 320 reads
Tammy Goes To The Dogs
Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen. She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen. She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls. She...
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- 530 reads
Eaters Beware
I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117 violations, it's a disgrace. When the Health Department...
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- 293 reads