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Randy Johnson
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My Horrible Ex-wife
Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...
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Tragic Irony
I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...
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The Great Depression
The Great Depression began around 1930 and it was world wide. It was so bad that about forty thousand people committed suicide. It began when the...
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No Soup For You!
People loved my soup but they hated me. Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi. I was strict with people and they feared me because I'm scary. I...
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Craptop
Many years ago I bought a laptop. It's so outdated, I call it a craptop. I want to sell it but nobody wants it because it's eighteen years old. I'm...
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