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Randy Johnson
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The Flying Nun Flies No More
Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight. Last week she flew to an amazing height. She flew into outer space and collided with the Sun. It was the...
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Sociopathic Father
Pain was something that a man loved to inflict. He had four daughters and he was very strict. He demanded control of his wife and daughters. He had...
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Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!
I know what you want to order for dinner, Welsh Rarebit. But if you order it again, I swear that I'll have a fit. You sleep in the buff and the Welsh...
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A Double Whacking
I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me. The hitman got fifty grand from each of us, that was his fee. But...
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Drunken Cop
I turned to the bottle because I was a Cop. I was a good Policeman but it had to stop. I couldn't stand the crime and violence anymore. It got to be...
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- 352 reads