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Randy Johnson
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No Soup For You!
People loved my soup but they hated me. Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi. I was strict with people and they feared me because I'm scary. I...
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- 226 reads
Craptop
Many years ago I bought a laptop. It's so outdated, I call it a craptop. I want to sell it but nobody wants it because it's eighteen years old. I'm...
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- 209 reads
Bonnie and Clyde
They were bank robbers and their names were Bonnie and Clyde. They robbed banks in six states until 1934 when they both died. In addition to robbing...
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- 289 reads
Stupid
My next door neighbor is very stupid and a little strange. When I asked him if he had ever been abroad, he thought that I was insinuating that he had...
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- 193 reads
Ed Bradley meets Eminem
Ed Bradley interviewed Eminem on 60 Minutes but he didn't like his sass. Eminem said some bad things about Martin Luther King and Bradley kicked his...
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- 329 reads