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Randy Johnson

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I'm Superman

I'm an alien from Krypton and I'm able to fly. I'm Superman and bullets don't make me die. Bombs, tanks and nuclear weapons can't kill me either, I'm...

Crime Doesn't Pay

I used to have freedom but now I'm locked in the Tank. I was sentenced to twenty years after I robbed a bank. I had the dream of being a college...

Twenty-One Children

My brother and his wife have a bad habit. They actually breed more than rabbits. Last week my Sister-In-Law had child number 21. They have thirteen...

These Damn Prison Bars!

Three years ago, I fell off a steeple. My fall was broken by three people. When this happened, it was very grim. I weigh 600 pounds and I killed all...

I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won. I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun. They said that I couldn't be a Nun...

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