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Randy Johnson
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Drunken Cop
I turned to the bottle because I was a Cop. I was a good Policeman but it had to stop. I couldn't stand the crime and violence anymore. It got to be...
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- 257 reads
High On God
I don't need or want to take drugs because I'm high on God. I don't want drugs because they destroy the mind and bod. God is perfect and he deserves...
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- 238 reads
I Got A Rock
On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go. I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks through their windows. I never even get one piece of...
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I'm Eric Cartman
I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch. My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich. She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore...
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Dick Tracy
I'm a cop and my name is Dick Tracy. A lot of cops are corrupt but not me. I can't be bought just like Eliot Ness. Because of crime, this city is a...
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- 400 reads