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Randy Johnson

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Tammy Goes To The Dogs

By randy-johnson on Mon, 08 Sep 2014

Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen. She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen. She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls. She...

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Eaters Beware

By randy-johnson on Sun, 07 Sep 2014

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117 violations, it's a disgrace. When the Health Department...

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My Horrible Ex-wife

By randy-johnson on Sat, 06 Sep 2014

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...

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Tragic Irony

By randy-johnson on Sat, 06 Sep 2014

I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...