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Randy Johnson

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Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...

Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...

Those Greek Customers!

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...

I'm Superman

I'm an alien from Krypton and I'm able to fly. I'm Superman and bullets don't make me die. Bombs, tanks and nuclear weapons can't kill me either, I'm...

Crime Doesn't Pay

I used to have freedom but now I'm locked in the Tank. I was sentenced to twenty years after I robbed a bank. I had the dream of being a college...

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