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Randy Johnson

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Get Rid Of That Damn Skunk!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 14 Oct 2014

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk. He sprayed me and people took off running because I stunk. You used all of the hot...

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Keep Your Eyes On The Damn Road!

By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Oct 2014

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes. And that's exactly what will happen unless you keep your eyes on the...

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Those Greek Customers!

By randy-johnson on Mon, 13 Oct 2014

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...

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I'm Superman

By randy-johnson on Sun, 12 Oct 2014

I'm an alien from Krypton and I'm able to fly. I'm Superman and bullets don't make me die. Bombs, tanks and nuclear weapons can't kill me either, I'm...