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Randy Johnson

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I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

By randy-johnson on Fri, 10 Oct 2014

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won. I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun. They said that I couldn't be a Nun...

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You're Not The Father

By randy-johnson on Thu, 09 Oct 2014

Your pregnant wife is having an affair and she was impregnated by that man. Two others know about it but they can't bring themselves to tell you, but...

Stolen Lottery Ticket

By randy-johnson on Wed, 08 Oct 2014

When a thief got close to my back pocket, he decided to pick it. He got my wallet and my thirty million dollar Lottery Ticket. When that lottery...

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Rubber Check

By randy-johnson on Tue, 07 Oct 2014

You make me so mad that I want to wring your neck. You think that I'm stupid enough to take your check. Your checks bounce so much that they should...