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Randy Johnson
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Black Friday Violence
I thought shopping on Black Friday was a good idea but it was not. I learned that the hard way at Wal-Mart when I got shot. Wal-Mart had a seventy-...
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How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving
The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips. If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't...
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It's Not A Chilly Dog
I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly. But when it was hot, I demanded a refund, I made myself look silly. The Hot...
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Electricity Is Taken For Granted
We don't appreciate electricity until it's gone. Especially at night when our lights can't be turned on. Most of us take electricity for granted...
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I Can't Stop The Bleeding
My daughter is dying and as I'm praying, I'm pleading. She has been stabbed and I can't stop the bleeding. An ambulance is on its way but it may not...
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