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Randy Johnson
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Those Greek Customers!
A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates. I whipped them all because they did something to aggravate. There was a very good...
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- 252 reads
I'm Superman
I'm an alien from Krypton and I'm able to fly. I'm Superman and bullets don't make me die. Bombs, tanks and nuclear weapons can't kill me either, I'm...
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- 241 reads
Crime Doesn't Pay
I used to have freedom but now I'm locked in the Tank. I was sentenced to twenty years after I robbed a bank. I had the dream of being a college...
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Twenty-One Children
My brother and his wife have a bad habit. They actually breed more than rabbits. Last week my Sister-In-Law had child number 21. They have thirteen...
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These Damn Prison Bars!
Three years ago, I fell off a steeple. My fall was broken by three people. When this happened, it was very grim. I weigh 600 pounds and I killed all...
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