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Randy Johnson
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Spinach Doesn't Give Super Strength
I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto. If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no. When I watched those cartoons, I was...
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- 524 reads
One Lucky Man
Since you died, it's been more than I can stand. But while you were alive, I was one lucky man. On Christmas Eve of 2012, my friend told me how lucky...
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- 431 reads
Those Damn Wet Bandits!
Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation. They left my water running and they died by strangulation. Besides robbing me, those idiots...
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- 294 reads
Our Veterans
Our Veterans fought for the USA so that we can be free. They're important to you and they're important to me. Some veterans have ended up homeless...
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- 302 reads
Life Without You
Life without you has been bad, it sure hasn't been great. You had brown eyes and you stood five-feet-eight. I inherited my brown eyes from you and it...
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- 257 reads