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Randy Johnson

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I Wish Your Death Was Just A Dream

By randy-johnson on Sun, 19 Oct 2014

I wish that your death turned out to only be a dream. Your demise makes me feel like I'm coming apart at the seams. I wish that I would wake up and...

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I Charge $1000 For An Aspirin

By randy-johnson on Sun, 19 Oct 2014

I gave my patient an aspirin and charged him a thousand dollars. When he got my bill, he came to my office and started to holler. He was so pissed...

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I wanted to be romantic

By randy-johnson on Sun, 19 Oct 2014

I wanted to be romantic but It was foolish of me to even try. I wasted my cash when I hired a skywriter to write my proposal in the sky. I wanted to...