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Randy Johnson
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Yoda Stole My Soda
While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda. I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda. I walked over to his table and we exchanged words. I...
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You Only Have Yourself To Blame
You're mad because I told your husband the truth. You cheated on him and I showed him the proof. Instead of being angry, you should be ashamed. You...
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- 379 reads
My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my butt and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to...
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Charlotte
You starred in Worzel Gummidge with Jon Pertwee. Sadly, you died in 2001 at the age of thirty-three. You starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral and...
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You Killed My Sister
One terrible night you decided to drink and drive. You hit my sister head on and she didn't survive. That liberal judge only gave you a slap on the...
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