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Randy Johnson
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Cold Turkey
When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean. Every time you try to quit, you turn into a monster when you go without...
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Goodbye MR. Robbins
You were a brilliant British actor, you were talented. When you passed away, it filled your fans with dread. You starred in 'On The Buses' which was...
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That Damn Electric Blanket!
I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead. I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed. As 110 volts went through my body, it...
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2014
You haven't been the gretest year that the world has ever seen. But in my eyes, you sure have been better than the year 2013. At least during this...
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Stolen Toys
Last night I stole a lot of toys. I did it to bring my kids joy. When my kids faces lit up this morning, it made me feel good. But when it comes to...
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