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Randy Johnson
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Polite Bank Robber
When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright. But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite. When I demand money from the tellers, I always say...
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- 152 reads
Tammy Goes To The Dogs
Tammy owns a lot of dogs, she has fourteen. She has more dogs than anybody I've ever seen. She has Miniature Pinschers, Chihuahuas and Pit Bulls. She...
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- 287 reads
Eaters Beware
I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place. The Health Department found 117 violations, it's a disgrace. When the Health Department...
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- 163 reads
My Horrible Ex-wife
Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her. On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower. Before she used the flamethrower, she...
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Tragic Irony
I had to make a decision that nearly destroyed me. The decision was painful and it was Tragic Irony. Mom gave me life and I had to make the decision...
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