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Randy Johnson

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Those Damn Wet Bandits!

By randy-johnson on Fri, 14 Nov 2014

Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation. They left my water running and they died by strangulation. Besides robbing me, those idiots...

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Our Veterans

By randy-johnson on Tue, 11 Nov 2014

Our Veterans fought for the USA so that we can be free. They're important to you and they're important to me. Some veterans have ended up homeless...

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Life Without You

By randy-johnson on Fri, 07 Nov 2014

Life without you has been bad, it sure hasn't been great. You had brown eyes and you stood five-feet-eight. I inherited my brown eyes from you and it...

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Felicity Undead

By randy-johnson on Thu, 30 Oct 2014

Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one. But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?" I used dead body parts to build...