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Randy Johnson

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A Double Whacking

By randy-johnson on Fri, 03 Oct 2014

I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me. The hitman got fifty grand from each of us, that was his fee. But...

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Drunken Cop

By randy-johnson on Thu, 02 Oct 2014

I turned to the bottle because I was a Cop. I was a good Policeman but it had to stop. I couldn't stand the crime and violence anymore. It got to be...

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High On God

By randy-johnson on Thu, 02 Oct 2014

I don't need or want to take drugs because I'm high on God. I don't want drugs because they destroy the mind and bod. God is perfect and he deserves...

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I Got A Rock

By randy-johnson on Wed, 01 Oct 2014

On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go. I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks through their windows. I never even get one piece of...